"Can we just pretend that you didn’t see it"
"Can I just give you my ID? My friend is on probation and they can’t be busted again"
"Are we allowed to keep the un-opened ones?"
"Is it ok if I just tell you my name and don’t get my ID"
"Can I keep this bottle? It was a birthday present."
"Can I just show you my facebook and count that as an ID"
Panic! At The Disco - Carry On My Wayward Son
Holy fuck, Brendon.
OH SHIT SON
this is so orgasmic
oh my god this is literally perfect
Reblogging bc holy batman this is too perfect